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Wishes nighttime spectacular in the Magic Kingdom. This was taken in December, when the castle is lit by the castle lights...

My really, really old copy (it has a re-issue date of 1983) of Webster's New World Dictionary of the American Language, has the following definition:

es•cap’ism (-iz'm) n. a tendency to escape from reality, responsibilities, etc, through the imagination.

Welcome to my definition of a Theme Park.

We're not talking about amusement parks, or thrill ride parks, or any type of Six Flags type park. If you had to press me for the difference, I'd have to say that Theme Park attractions (for the most part) tell a story, or are a part of a story, or put you into a story.

Theme Parks also hide the dirty, underbelly of the amusement park industry (unless that's what they intend to show you,) and cover it up with enough stage dressing to let your imagination dictate how much you want to believe. For instance, take Cindy's Castle. Is it real? Well, yes, it's there, it might be made of fiberglass and not masonry, but it looks real enough. But is it really Cinderella's Castle? Objectively, no. Subjectively, well, that depends on whether or not you believe it's Cinderella's Castle...


Disney Arch
Welcome Home!

Disney Parks (and Universal Orlando, for the most part) have not only perfected the Theme Park experience, but have transformed themselves into an attraction unto themselves. They're now complete resorts, with food, hotels and other venues; so complete that you'll be hard pressed to figure out why you'd want to leave the grounds at all. And they make it difficult for you to come up with a reason.

At Disney World, you no longer even have to pick up your bags at the airport. You just board a bus at the airport, which will take you to your resort, and your bags will be in your room. When you leave, the next time you'll see your bags is at baggage claim at your home airport.

From a convenience standpoint, it's hard to beat. From a marketing standpoint, it's simply brilliant.

I will admit, the Theme Park experience is a bit more expensive than say, a weekend camping in your back yard, but that's true for any endeavour. That doesn't mean you can't control the cost. Do it right, and it will be no more expensive than a normal vacation. Should you choose a pre-paid meal plan, the majority of the cost can be determined and pre-paid in advance.

Of course, I once joked that Theme Parks are shopping malls with some rides thrown in. "The shopping opportunities to the square footage ratio must be one of the highest in the country." But I'm aware of that going in, so it doesn't bother me, and I can easily ignore that part of the experience. (A legal disclaimer should be put here that I don't have kids, either. Other than me...)


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The Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando

I had been to Disneyland for a day in 1969. I was at Disneyworld in 1977 for a week, but after being in the Magic Kingdom for a couple of days, the adventure turned into travelling from the Contemporary (where I was staying) to the Polynesian to sample the different exotic adult beverages. After all, there were no other parks at the time, and Disneyworld was still on a ticket system, so if you really liked the E-ticket rides, things got expensive in a hurry. (At least I'm *pretty* sure they were on a ticket system. I could be wrong, but that was 30 years ago. :-)

Along comes 2000, and I'm in Orlando on business. The natural thing to do was Disneyworld. I came as a cynic, and I left impressed. After doing a lot of research, and figuring out the cost/benefits of how to do Disneyworld, I found it wasn't that much more expensive than any of my *other* vacations.

At the same time, the digital world of photography and video opened up, making the theme parks the perfect subject of color, movement, visual trickery and wonder. So in a post-911 world, it became a focal point for my hobby...


There are five main parks I have pictures of. (Okay, 4.5, since I don't have many pictures of Seaworld, but I do have a lot of HD video. Then there's Disneyland and Kennedy Space Center... But I digress.)

We'll visit them in the order I did.


First, here are some pictures from a 1969 vacation.
Disneyland Park in 1969
Disneyland 1969 Link

I was at Disneyland Park in 1969 for a day, and most of the memories of that trip were probably wiped out by my many visits to Magic Kingdom and definitely wiped out by a half century dying brain cells. One thing I do know, it pretty much looks nothing like Disneyland today.

If you want to put things in perspective, Buzz Aldrin stepped on the moon a couple of days before this Disneyland visit.

Anaheim, California / 64 Images. Visited July, 1969.
Marineland Of The Pacific in 1969
Marineland 1969 Link

My visit to Marineland Of The Pacific in 1969 would have been completely over-shadowed by my trip Disneyland, and I remember few things from that trip to Disneyland. Thus, I remember even fewer things from Marineland. To be fair, we do have a local Oceanarium/Dolphin Show, so it wouldn't have been a completely unique experience.

For those that remember it, this is a memory that hasn't existed in decades.

Palos Verdes, California / 43 Images. Visited July, 1969.
Disneyland Resort
Disneyland Resort California

'Course, good ol' Uncle Walt is given the credit for inventing the Theme Park, and the Disney Company has made sure that the Disney brand stays the elite of the genre. And for the past half-century, they have. In that time, Disneyland has been joined by a second Theme Park, three hotels and a nightclub/shopping area, now known as Disneyland Resort. I was at Disneyland Resort in September 2005, as part of my Desert Southwest Vacation but is broken out here, because, well, it's a Theme Park.

Anaheim, California / 107 Images. Visited Sep 2005.
Walt Disney World
Walt Disney World

Walt Disney World is a destination unto itself. Four Theme Parks, two nightclub areas, five golf courses, two miniature golf courses, two water parks and more resort hotel rooms than you can shake a stick at. It's the undisputed king of vacation resorts, and with good reason. They can provide an experience unmatched anywhere else in the world.

Kissimmee, Florida / ~7,000 Images. Visited Various.
Universal Orlando
Universal Orlando

Universal Orlando is Disneyworld's biggest competition in Central Florida. Islands of Adventure, one of the two Theme Parks here, is an equal to any Disney park in America in terms of themeing, attractions, food and ambiance. With two Theme Parks, three on-site hotels (run by Loews Hotels) and a nightclub venue, it's more like Disneyworld than anything else East of the San Andreas Fault.

Orlando, Florida / Over 500 Images. Visited Various.
SeaWorld Orlando
Seaworld

SeaWorld Orlando (to me) is a day trip, and if you've never there, I'd recommend the visit. They too, like Universal, has to compete with Disneyworld, so there's a lot of Disneyesque type venues, but underneath it all, it's a bunch of creatures that have a lot of learned behaviors. Just like us.

This link will take you to the Theme Park pages.

Orlando, Florida / 46 Images. Visited Dec 2006.
Kennedy Space Center
Kennedy Space Center

Kennedy Space Center is the real deal. It's history, it's facts, and it's deals more with reality than any other theme park in Florida. But in the end, reality never could compete with Fantasy and Thrill Rides.

Cape Canaveral, Florida / 43 Images. Visited June 2001, Oct 2007.

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